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clintashamcu97:

Clintasha & Text Posts Part 2

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

Good boy.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

liminal-zone:

In the 50s and 60s, Steve and Bucky’s apartment was made into an exhibit, and you could walk around it as it was with the addition of a load of Howling Commandos memorabilia. The first thing the curator had to do, however, was to buy a bed that matched the one they already had. They couldn’t have the public thinking that Captain America and Bucky Barnes shared a single bed, absolutely not.

THIS IS THE BEST EVER.

The Winter Soldier looks blankly at the display and thinks: this is wrong. something about this is wrong. That night, he slips into the museum and lays down in one of the beds. It’s hard and unused. That makes…sense?, he thinks and lays on the other one. There are two dips in the mattress, one small and another a little larger. Yes, he thinks. This feels right. Even though it all still makes not a lick of sense.

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

I am Groot.  (✿◠‿◠)

theladymonsters:

i’m waiting for someone to write epic meta on why the reason bucky is so popular with female fans is bc his storyline being about being stripped of agency and personal autonomy resonates particularly with female experiences

fluffmugger:

Pepper’s having 12% of a moment, Peter’s got 12% of a plan and Feige still has half an ass on his excuses as to why MCU won’t do a female-driven superhero movie.

parkingstrange:

triplefuckingnope:

ophelia-tagloff:

Here is some of the good stuff.

hell yeah it is

Anonymous / Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.

tstarksbitch:

  • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
  • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
  • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
  • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
  • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
  • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
  • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
  • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t